Coffee and Cigarettes is a fantastic film. I’m stupid. That’s the joke. Wow. Also: Is it not strange to see a comic that says I can’t stand coffee?! It is to me! In five years, I’ve gone from hater to snob. Crazy. I did drink cappuccinos back then, though… Part of my indoctrination. Less and less sugar and milk, and all of a sudden, I was drinking Monsooned Malabar with nothing in it.